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In the mid 60's, NASA launched the first singing telegram into space to see if life really did exist beyond Earth. They sent Dionne Warwick's "That's what friends are for" to decrease chances of intergalactic hostility. Just 5 short days after the launch, 12 people from Ohio claimed they saw a naked man fall from the sky, with "a voice like god" and then disappear. NASA sent out a search using police dogs and fat cops. Nothing was found except some dead animals and donuts. One week later, reports on the naked man grew, as did the government's concerns. Then all of a sudden, the naked man was found on the streets of New york city by a homeless man who called the cops. They called him "sven" after the president's first son, and taught him how to become and act human. To cover up the mistake of unleashing some alien lifeform, they gave him a guitar and locked him in a room for 30 years. They gave him the english version of his name and from there on called him "steve". He was released and began a band (for that is all he knew) and the rest is punk rock history...
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