After retiring from his position as president of the United States, TJ went on sabbatical to the jungles of New Jersey to do some soul searching. After TJ's much controversial war with eastern Mongolia, TJ felt empty. He left with only a pair of air Jordanās on his search for meaning. Six days into his quest he met a small monkey named Jim. Jim and TJ instantly took to each other and with Jim as his mentor TJ began his journey towards total peace and harmony. TJ knew it would be a long hard road but with his determination and moxie he knew anything was possible. They began the pilgrimage would be hard so they started with basic specking skills. TJ learned quickly and with in weeks he was able to piece together whole sentences. Over the next 3 years he had almost achieved total harmony, but still felt a void. Jim knew that for the last part they would need to leave New Jersey's jungle. They walked for seven days and seven nights until they finally reached their destination, Canada. With in five minutes of arriving Jim knew he had mad a huge mistake, just bringing TJ to Canada would set them back 4 months. TJ's void felt lager than ever. Jim decided to immediately leave Canada and head to the place TJ's problems had derived from, eastern Mongolia. TJ spent the next 18 days building a sea worthy boat that would take them on there 6000 mile commute. The trip was long and hard but they both knew it was well worth it once they arrived in Choybalsan. For the final step Jim began teaching TJ Guitar in the style of guitar masters Esteban and Dee Dee Ramone. It only took 6 years for TJ to master this style and he finally felt complete. Jim who was now 65 knew it was time to send TJ back into the world. Using his T-Mobile Side kick Jim did a search for a punk band that needed a guitarist. as if it were fate they instantly found Pegleg. Using the money they had made selling Viagra on the internet, they bought TJ a one way ticket to New York to try out. After the try out, Pegleg knew this was the perfect fit for their band, and said as long as he cut the 3 foot long beard he a accumulated over his 10 year conquest, he could live in the garbage room of their apartment building and join the band. And the rest is punk rock history................................

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